About...

I was born, then stuff happened and I got bigger...

Now I am the tallest dwarf in the city!

Yey me.

The middle bit

There is of course a lot that goes in the middle, though I havent written it down yet, that is coming though..

so watch this space

Well that is yet to come, be it from spontaneous human combustion or death by whale strike, either way I had a good run.